Their pictures were hot and in walks Uncle fester and Morticia
When you meet up a at bar for drinks and they ask if you want to go to the parking lot to shoot up instead
When they ask who your parole officer is, just in case it is the same as theirs…
You go for dinner and not once have they looked up from their plate and only grunt to answer you.
They repeat to look around the room and ask “Are you sure we are not being followed”
During conversation the guy asks his woman “Exactly when was it, I got released from prison?”….and worse the woman replies “June of 2005 because it was three months after I got out”
When the guy asks you “Didn’t the Dr do a fantastic job?..You can’t tell that she ever had a penis.”
You arrange a dinner date with a couple and your mother walks in with her new boyfriend.
You arrange to meet for drinks and they bring their kids
You invite a couple to your home, things heat up, she undresses and has braided her pubic hair with little beads. (unless you like that)
You go to a couples home to meet and have dinner, and they get really jumpy when you ask what kind of meat it is.
Add some if you like……
Disclaimer: These are just a few we could think of, not everyone will agree and maybe some will find some of these a turn on
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
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